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Posts : 26 Join date : 2010-04-23

Ah, Goo Lagoon~

Home of the worlds most peaceful sea creatures. Unfortunately, this isn't anywhere near there. This is a large beach located within Karakura town. And on this beach was a young man. And this young man was hungry.

Unlike Normal people, this young man was High spec. He could see ghosts. Also unlike normal people, he ate only blood.

That's right, blood. Whose blood? Do you even need to ask. Stalking through the beach, he had ditched his cloak and was merely walking around in a pair of black trunks. His pale skin was frying in the sun, which he hated with a passion.

As his bare feet sifted through the frying sand, the smell of blood pierced the air. Bodies were around him, making the toasty 96 Degrees feel even warmer. These bodies, these meat sacks, were filled with blood. And he could smell every drop. It was driving him crazy.

DRINK! The voice in Urufu Tatsumaki's head roared, and every ounce of self control he had was used to force that instinct back. He would drink, just, when he had the chance.

If he pounced on some random people, things could turn bad.

DRINK! SHUT UP!

~Havoc Aka Alicia Luminares~

Havoc was walking through the beach enjoying a pretty nice day in the sun after the so far event's between the evil organization Kokryuteshi and Earth and how Her leader Shadin was dealing with such event's she wished he could be here to enjoy this day since she didn't like seeing the kid like this...though it's funny, Back then she wouldn't even have considered them anything close to friend's in fact she was out for Shadin's head At one point because of what his demon had done to her, her Family, Everything, But this Would change later Thanks to his children Taking some Trust over With Her as well as her coming to term's and knowing that it'd be wrong to take shadin away from the one's he loved though this day she would like to still consider herself one of his stronger rival's and like's to usually get a daily Battle With Him. Enough of her back story though, now was a time for relaxation and what better way then here? Havoc chuckled a bit as she put a put a Mat out for her self, then laid down on the soft blanket like mat as she also let few cat's she brought along with her come along and cuddle with her while she enjoyed her daily Sun bath She Smiled and enjoyed this wonderful Day and Took it for what it was resting time from the Fang's of Evil. And having the Wheel of destiny taking it's own break today.

Posts : 26 Join date : 2010-04-23

Urufu ignored her. She wasn't that interesting to him. All he cared about right now was food. Delicious food. Well, blood to be more exact. It was the only thing he could eat, unfortunately. Then he got an idea. There were several people in the water.. Diving into the cold ocean, the salt stung his eyes. Pounding away, he started floating on the surface. Then he saw them. There was a group of stragglers swimming around. One was away from the group. swimming under him, he grapped a leg and ripped it down. The entire man was drug under the surface. Punching him in the chest hard, he lost his breath, and consumed a large amount of water. Good. He would die peacefully. No one else seemed to notice.

Sinking his teeth into the mans shoulder, he consumed as much blood as he could. His eyes flashing blue, they quickly reverted back to their purple. Kicking the body down, he powerswam back to the shore. The body soon floated to the surface, but was moved by the current. Sharks would eat it, no doubt. Hauling himself onto the sand, he laid down by the girl byacccident. He didn't even notice she was there. His stomach full, his body full of energy and memories, he slept to get rid of them.

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